Pain Worries to avoid flatulant embarassment if I Hold a Fart
Some worry about getting a gas pain. Holding in your fart is no guarantee that you'll even have gas pain, it really depends on what you eat.
Hold your breath until you think you�re going to explode. Hold your breath until you think you�re going to die. Now compare that with holding a fart. The first is much less stress on your body isn�t it? So, I don�t think that normally being polite with your fart is really harmful at all, especially if you make an excuse and leave the room before releasing the offending gas.
Lady leaning into Bin - Funny Flatulence!
I went out with a girl once who had a farting problem. She said; love me for my love of the fart or get out. She was a real down to earth lass, and the thought of it still gets me laughing. My current girlfriend loves me enough to not complain too strongly if I just let it go if the need arises. It is only 2 more weeks until our wedding and I think we know each other well enough to know each other�s bad points so we should be OK after the wedding - no nasty shocks about each other!
Did you know that I read on the web that the fart filter was invented in 612 BCE . There is actually a quite funny story about its invention.
There is also a fart spray you can buy. The fart spray is supposed to induce disgust each time you use it. Therefore, the fart spray should only be bought and used by the hardened practical joker who can take the severity of the moral judgments about to be unleashed upon him every time he uses it!.
Have you ever heard the expression that a fart was a true chair-ripper. All in all such a fart cannot be a bad fart but some say that it is hard to fairly judge a fart without smelling it! Needless, to say however, we would all be grateful if the perpetrator of such an awful event had held it in, and left the room first.
One web site describes what they call a Fart Chart. The Fart Chart was a list that a boy kept with every kid's name in his class on it. Throughout the school day, whenever anyone passed wind, he would take out the list and put a checkmark next to the kid's name. Exactly what he did with the list is not recorded!
The farter can startle spectators and the farter alike during quiet events, often interrupting conversations to the displeasure of all present, so hold it in and avoid public embarrassment wherever possible.
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